Un-Posed Facebook Statuses

Becca didn't regularly update facebook anymore and statuses were generally a thing of the past. This was largely because of her lack of consistent internet but as she considered the statuses that had run through her head as possibilities, she thought perhaps internet wasn't the only reason...

What's on Your Mind, Becca?

If you're not sweating, I'm mad at you

If you're cold, I'm mad at you

If you don't have sand in your teeth, I'm mad at you

If you aren't eating rice, I'm mad at you

If you understand everything people around you say, I'm mad at you

If you don't wake up with confusing bug bites, I'm mad at you

If you're a rooster and don't know that 11 pm is not sunrise, I'm mad at you

If you're a donkey, I'm mad at you

If you sleep under a blanket, I'm mad at you

If you're a pig...I'm so so sorry....

It had been a rough month...